February 2012
January 2012
Antartika
Bapa : anaknya temen bapa bakal kerja di anatartika selama 3 tahun nanti
Aku : kasian, nanti makannya cuma es serut dong tiap hari
Aari : pinter kamu! Terus nanti makan penguin bakar di sana
Bella : hahahaha abis itu kalo nonton ditemenin ama polar bear
Aari : betul kamu tuh ti, cara pikir kamu primitif banget!
Aku : tapi aa ngelanjutin omongan aku. Jadi primitifan sapa?
Aari : -.-
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
.......okay.
Garingan keluarga aku
Aari : di kota apa hotel sheraton ga boleh dibuat?
Semua : apa?
Aari : yogya. Soalnya di sana ada keraton
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Teteh : hitungan ton yg baru apa coba?
Semua : apa??
Teteh : newton
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Teteh : kalo jadi ton, apa namanya?
Semua : apa?
Teteh : beton (baca : bi-ton)
December 2011
When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod,...
gabrielcezar:
Rihanna: Red Hair:
Katy Perry: Blue Hair.
Nicki Minaj: Pink Hair
Britney Spears: Yellow Hair
Lady Gaga: Green Hair
THE POWER RANGERS ARE BACK! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Mamduh : Makin Diajar Makin Tunduh
– Audea
November 2011